Saturday, November 29, 2008

White whine again

THE GREAT EXEGEETER IS ONCE
AGAIN WHINNING ABOUT "DEBATE"

I noticed that James White, "The Great
Exegeeter,"
has stoked up his "White Lightnin" still again, and his Arizona desert brew is about the same 100-proof whine as usual.

He is again whinning for someone to debate him. Well, it has been over two years now and the Pedobaptist Hybrid Calvinism promoter has never shown any interest in debating a Creedal Calvinist . . . namely, myself. He is willing to debate with the "easy pick'ns" types -- Mormons, Homosexuals, Atheists, Roman Catholics, Arminians, Muslims, etc. etc., but he easily finds convenient "reasons" for having no interest in putting his Hybrid Calvinism in the ring with a Creedal Calvinist.

He is now nit-picking the "Non-Calvinist" "John 3:16" conference in his ongoing effort of trying to make a name for himself with the "Reformed" Hybrid Calvinists as a scholar, debater, churchman, "exegeeter," video performer, and general all-round "defender of the faith" of the Hybrids.

He'll never make it or get very far cloistered on YouTube, wearing colorful hats, walling his eyes around and frowning, and making occasional "jokes."

We more or less "nailed his hide to the wall" awhile back, and he tends to avoid us like the plague. In fact, he has put out severe "warnings" against us in the effort to protect the brethren from our many wrongs.

Check out some of our articles on the inimitable James at --

Selected Writings of Bob Ross

On James White and the "pre-faith regeneration" Hybrid Calvinist heterodoxy:

ABRAHAM BOOTH VS. PRE-FAITH REGENERATION

AN ALLY OF WHITE?

BACKDOOR PELAGIANISM OF THE REFORMED

BRO. JAMES IN SALT LIKE CITY

CHARNOCK vs SHEDD BERKHOF and Followers

DEBATE JAMES WHITE

FAITH AND REGENERATION

GETTING THRU TO BROTHER WHITE

HUNT-WHITE DEBATE A SUMMARY

JAMES WHITE REVISITED

JAMES WHITE'S LATEST COMMENT

JAMES WHITE'S SENSE OF HUMOR

MONERGISM AND INSTRUMENTALITY

MORE ON JAMES WHITE'S BLOG

OTHERS CONTRASTED TO WHITE ON LAZARUS

PRE-BIRTH REGENERATION

REFORMED or CALVINIST

REGENERATION -- A MAJOR ISSUE

REPLY ABOUT JAMES WHITE'S COMMENT

THIEF ON CROSS vs HYBRIDISM

WHITE FAILS TO EMPHASIZE MEANS

WHITE PERPETUATES WEBSITE ERROR

WHITE RE-HASHES DEBATE

WHITE'S BLOG FOGS THE AIR

WHITE'S FAULTY TEACHING

WHY THE CONTROVERSY

JAMES' EXE-GEETIN' SQUEEZINGS,or, "WHITE LIIGHTNIN'"

Karaoke --
Tune of "White Lightnin'" by George Jones

Well, out in Phoenix Arizona,
In his exe-geetin' mode,
James peck'd pedo dogma
In his 'puterized still,
He brew'd White Lightnin'
On the laptop's screen,
Then he'd send it all over
To whosoever will.

Mighty, mighty pleazin',
James' exe-geetin';
Whshhhooosh . . .
White lightnin'!

Chorus:

Well the Hunt men, Caner men,
Flyswatter, too, Searchin' the blog
Where James exe-geet'd his brew;
They were look'n, try'n to hook'm,
But James just kept a-peck'n --
Whshhhooosh . . .
White lightnin'!

Well Steve took note that James called his brew
"Monergism" 'stead of Pedobaptist dew;
He read a few lines and right away he knew,
As his lips curl'd a smile his eyes lit-up too,
Thoughts started flashin' and his keyboard
Started splashin' . . .
Shhhooosh . . .
White lightnin'!

Chorus:

Well the Hunt men, Caner men,
Flyswatter, too, Searchin' the blogs
Where James exe-geet'd his brew;
They were look'n, try'n to hook'm,
But James just kept a-peck'n --
Whshhhooosh . . .
White lightnin'!

Well a Caner-slicker came and he said "I'm tuff,
I think I wanna trash James' awful stuff;"
He took one read'n and he fell right down
And I heard a moanin' as he hit Liberty's ground --

Mighty, mighty pleazin', James' ex-geetin' --
Whshhhooosh . . .
White lightnin'!

Chorus:

Well the Hunt men, Caner men,
Flyswatter, too, Searchin' the blogs
Where James exe-geet'd his brew;
They were look'n, try'n to hook'm,
But James just kept a-peck'n --

Whshhhooosh . . .
White lightnin'!

1 Comments:

At Saturday, November 29, 2008 5:47:00 PM, Blogger Bob L. Ross said...

FROM A CANDIAN
CALVINIST:


One reads regularly on SBC Reformed Calvinist blogs how the SBC leadership is picking on Calvinism/Calvinists yet give a pass to some of the SBC mega-church pastors with questionable practices. From what I have seen, these mega-church pastors are not trying to foist their views on the SBC whereas the Founders and many of its associates are out to turn the Convention into a Calvinistic body. This, no doubt, has spurred some SBC leaders to provide a response.

By the by, one of the links in your Flyswatter article, "White whine again," had a comment from Charles acknowledging that he was not a Calvinist:

"It's an honor to have you visit, sir. Some of this blog you'll probably not like. I'm not a Calvinist but I really like Spurgeon. What a supreme soul winner he was! So unlike these Reformed Calvinists of today."

http://calvinistflyswatter.blogspot.com/2006/03/james-white-preaches-for-hardshell.html#c114205955692869872

Notice how you, a Creedal Calvinist, and Charles, who is not a Calvinist, can appreciate the work of the other and work agreeably. Both of you are working in a common purpose and have not sought to convert the other to his position. Calvinists and non-Calvinists can indeed work together without, standing on the common gospel, without an agenda to turn the other to his or her position. Of the many years and various capacities in which I have served in churches, I have never come into a clash over this issue.

Ian

BOB'S NOTE: I have "worked with" non-Calvinists for many years, and have yet to have had any problems with them, nor they with me. In fact, after seeing so many "go to seed" on controversial theoretical issues, I have had regrets that they have even adopted Calvinism -- at least the "hue" which they did.

Rabid Arminians and rabid Calvinists are "birds of feather" which seek carcases on which to feed their appetites.

 

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