Nigerian money
DO YOU EVER GET EMAILOFFERING YOU MILLIONS?
Here's how I have been replying lately:
Dear Friend:
Thank you for the information.
Our armed Money Collection Truck will be in your area in a few days for the pickup.
If you need to contact our legal representative, they are "Dewey, Cheatum & Howe," c/o http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dewey,_Cheatem_&_Howe
Please contact DC&H for any further necessary documents.
Sincerely,
I. M. Knodumbuny
1 Comments:
Permission granted
A reader emailed--
Do u mind if I borrow from you? LoL. I c people of all sorts have a chance 2 find out your smarts. D
Yes, D, you may spread our "smarts" as you please.
-- Bob
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